This particular page deals with our latest campaign. Our campaign against the things we like to call the Evil Rubber Chickens (ERC's). If you are already a nut looking at this, then you should already know all about them. They are an evil group of rubber chicken who's main goal is to take over the world. We somehow managed to get caught up in all this, and now have to try and save the world from these depicable fiends. Although our numbers are dwindling, we seem to have the upper hand. Our latest reports have indicated we are winning the battle in brazil and in australia. The ERC's have been totally expelled from the UK, and the USA and Canada seems to have little ERC worries.
If you happen to be outside these areas, please keep your eyes pealed for any strange rubbery charchters you may see lurking around. They are very dangerous, and must be handled with extreme caution. If you spot one of these rubbery people, please contact us at [email protected]